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That Girl Who am I?? Annie More About me Currently working and studying part-time. Am attach to a lovely boy. =) Currently still planning on what I wanna do in future. I want! Wish Having good health for the ppl that I love (baby, family, friends and etc...) Finish my degree this year 2013 Earn and save more $$$ Things I want... Breaks Travel Money $_$ Lovely ppl that plays apart in my life |
Thursday, July 3, 2008
`Joke @ 2:59 AM hey...
I'm here again... hehehe... got an E-mail from one of friend... Linda... (one of my FYP teammate too) hahaha... the email is so funny... so.. I share it here with u guys... hehehe... here... DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol ! HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him 'is it In Dear?'... RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? 'Abdul Aziz ' 'Sex? ' 'Six times a week!! ' 'No, no, I mean male or female! ' 'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !' SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service' HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of 'missing persons' SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.' Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.' VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED ' OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything. funny??? hahaha... it's a de-stress joke... hehehe... ok.. end here le.. tata... |